Do you know the way?

kcalron:

pureluckx:

• You pronounce it “Muntreal”, not “Mahntreal”. • You have ever said anything like “I have to stop at the guichet before we get to the dep.” • Your only concern about jaywalking is getting a ticket. • You agree that Montréal drivers are crazy, but you’re secretly proud of their nerves of steel. • The most exciting thing about the South Shore is that you can turn right on a red. • You know that the West Island is not a separate geographical formation. • You bring smoked meat from Schwartz’s and bagels from St-Viateur if you’re visiting anyone. • You refer to Tremblant as “up North.” • You know how to pronounce Pie-IX. • You greet everyone, you meet with a two-cheek kiss. • You’re not impressed with hardwood floors. • You can watch soft-core porn on broadcast TV, and this has been true for at least 25 years. • You were drinking café-au-lait before it was latte. • Shopper’s Drug Mart is Pharmaprix and Staples is Bureau en gros, and PFK is finger lickin’ good. • You really believe Just For Laughs is an international festival. For two weeks a year. • Everyone, – drivers, pedestrians, and cyclists – think they’re immortal, and that you’ll move first. • You’re proud that Montréal is home of the Great Antonio… • You know that Rocket Richard had nothing to do with astrophysics. • You’ve seen Brother André’s heart. • No matter how bilingual you are, you still don’t understand “île aux tourtes.” • You know the difference between the SQ, the SAQ, and the SAAQ. • You measure temperature and distance in metric, but weight and height in Imperial measure. • You show up at a party at 11 p.m. and no one else is there yet. • You know that Montréal is responsible for introducing to North America: bagels, souvlaki, smoked meat. • You don’t drink pop or soda, you drink soft drinks. • You have graduated from high school and have a degree, but you’ve never been in grade 12. • There has to be at least 30 cm of snow on the ground in 24 hours to consider it too snowy to drive. • You remember where you were during the Ice Storm. • You used to be an Expos fan, but now all you really miss is Youppi. • You know that your city’s reputation is for beautiful women. • You discuss potholes like most people discuss weather. • “The Futuristic City” is actually Habitat ‘67. • You find it amusing when people from outside Québec compliment you on how good your English is. • You have yet to understand a single announcement made on the Métro PA system. • You think of Old Montréal as nothing but a bunch of over-priced restaurants, old buildings. • You understand that La Fête Nationale is not a celebration of “Québec’s birthday” • You don’t find American comedians speaking “gibberish” French even remotely funny. • You don’t find it weird that there’s a strip club on every corner downtown. • You know the words to the national anthem in French. • You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day. • You use a down comforter in the summer. • Your parents drive at 120km/h through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching. • You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. • You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. • You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. • You don’t understand anyone from Lac-St-Jean, but you can fake the accent.

This was AWESOME!! I feel like 80-90% of this shit was ballz on!! :D